Wednesday, June 19, 2013

A Summary of Harry Potter

  • Hermione: Don't do the thing, Harry!
  • Ron: Let's do the thing, Harry!
  • Snape: Don't do the thing you dunderheaded ball of deaf ignorance.
  • McGonagall: Mr. Potter, don't you dare do the thing.
  • Dumbledore: Hmmm... Perhaps you shouldn't do the thing, but here are some tools, explained in the most vague way possible, to get the thing done, I'm counting on you.
  • Hagrid: All the details about the thing.
  • Sirius: James, I mean,Harry, back in my school days with James, your father,we always did the thing.
  • Remus: Sirius, perhaps you shouldn't encourage him, but if you're going to here's a map to help with the thing.
  • Draco: Potter can't possible accomplish the thing. Prat.
  • Luna: We must go at this thing from the side while riding nargles to freedom.
  • Voldemort: THERE IS NO THING BUT POWER AND THOSE TOO WEAK TO ACCEPT IT!!!
  • Harry: I'm doing the thing! I'm doinG IT RIGHT NOW! CONSIDER THE THING DONE!
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timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

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ahmelia:

consultingflatmates:

i’m so sorry but i had to add these

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don’t you mean

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allons-yalllonso:

sometimes i think that instead of being the doctor’s companion i’d like to just sit around the tardis and offer hugs when he needs them because let’s face it the doctor needs a lot of hugs and i can’t run to save my life

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graceonpaper:

This is so beautiful

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

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wearfandom:

Fandom shirts by Chicgeek on Etsy 18,15€/$23,34

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doctorwho:

Three Doctors.

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Tuesday, June 18, 2013

this-one-is-4-alaskayoung:

the-girl-who—lived:

wonderpunch:

John Green is my hero.

John Green is everything and I am nothing.

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thatcrazywhoviangirl:

This is The Doctor’s equivalent of a “Nope!”

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xzyxxx: c4tpaws: justanotherddreamerr: mama-bird: thewatersustainsme: Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other? I fucking love this Same i am so horrified with the man uncovered, like have some self respect please favorite post

xzyxxx:

c4tpaws:

justanotherddreamerr:

mama-bird:

thewatersustainsme:

Are we really so different that we must be horrified of one of them uncovered, and completely okay with the other?

I fucking love this

Same

i am so horrified with the man uncovered, like have some self respect please

favorite post

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amsterdamnedd: it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history

amsterdamnedd:

it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history

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